Total Medals Earned: 508 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,465 Points
Medals Earned: 7/20 (65/480 points)
Finish First Day
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
Send Wrong Order
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Work Through A Full Month
Earn $10,000.00
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (50/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (25/395 points)
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 3/8 (125/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/215 points)
Learn how to play this game, dammit
Play freestyler mode
Complete levels 1 to 5
Complete levels 11 to 15
Complete levels 6 to 10
Complete levels 16 to 20
Complete levels 21 to 25
Complete all 30 levels to beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/240 points)
Play the game many times in one session.
Quickly move down the mountain.
Flirt with death.
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Reach a score of 1500
Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Unlock the Rockman outfit.